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Our 1996-1997 Season: Mainstage

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Don't Dress for Dinner

Written by Marc Camoletti

Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well.... suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.


BernardArt Deutsch
SuzetteEileen Deutsch
JacquelineJodi Freeman Maloy
RobertLawrence Lee
SuzanneDeana Marie Toma
GeorgeLarry Wilbur

Production Staff

DirectorAnn Marie Hattersley
ProducerClaire Siegmund
Stage ManagerJim Rorke
Set DesignDon Ryerson
Set ConstructionDon Ryerson
Set Construction-CrewKen Anspach
Roger Clark
Marty Kleindienst
Chick Lauria
Steve Zevas
Set DecorAnn Marie Hattersley
Don Ryerson
Claire Siegmund
Set Decor-CrewDana Carmel
Carrie Glasser
Juan Carlos Hernandez
Chris Polanetti
Tom Schopper
Heidi Trotta
Dave Zimmerman
Scenic ArtistEd Nicolazzo
Lighting DesignLarry Wilbur
Lighting Board OperationGil Collins
Juan Carlos Hernandez
Bob McCarthy
Stacey Wilbur
Lighting-CrewBob McCarthy
Sound DesignJeff Knapp
Sound OperationBob McCarthy
PropsRose Mossucco
Barbara Paparozzi
Props-CrewCarrie Glasser
CostumesClaire Siegmund
Costumes-CrewGabrielle Meyer
Melanie Sanborn
Assistant to the DirectorRoger Manning
Assistant to ProducerRoger Clark
Marge Gaffney
Gabrielle Meyer
Choreographic ConsultantRobert Trisolini
PhotographyMarge Gaffney
Program CoverSean Taylor
PublicityJanine Wentz